I was wondering whether, perhaps, the services of Parliament might investigate whether additional facilities for Parliament’s crèche might be found, so that those suffering from what apparently is described as ‘offensive Faragia’ syndrome – the symptoms of which are feeling far out and outrageous; it can, in its extreme form, become contagious – but for those who feel obliged to go to this crèche, and I propose Mr Farage as its custodian, the only known therapy is for them to march up and down with a placard with single words on it and shout at each other at the top of their voice.
Je me suis demandé s’il était possible, peut-être, que les services du Parlement puissent mener une enquête sur l’éventuelle disponibilité d’une infrastructure additionnelle pour la crèche du Parlement, pour ceux qui souffrent de ce qui est apparemment décrit comme le syndrome de la «faragite aiguë», dont les symptômes évoquent des réactions outrancières et qui peut, dans sa forme la plus sévère, devenir contagieuse, et pour ceux qui se sentent obligés d’aller à cette crèche.
